500 Watchers, THX Niggas, question special~!

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WHOA! I'm at 500 watchers? And not :icontheraginlion:? Thanks you lot...I guess, well in celebration to this goal. I'm answering questions that I've composed from random question journals! So enjoy. :icononihappyplz:

How long have you been on Deviant Art?


4 years now.

What does your username mean?


After this rapper who basically confirmed that the Boondocks was getting a 4th season.

Describe yourself in three words.


"Clever", "Gutsy",....oh and "Nigga"

Describe your experience in three words.


"Artsy", "SJWs",....oh and "Nigga"

Are you left, or right handed?


Right handed.

How do you feel about hitting this mark?


 I feel like, why the fuck aren't you watching :icontheraginlion: when he is not only handsome, draws better, has a better voice, is more determined, has a bunch of other talents, and is younger than me...!?

Are you happy with you current art style?


Meh, I'd like to improve.

Why do you think people watch you?


For the reasons the aren't watching :icontheraginlion:. I state my views, I'm quirky, and I'm everywhere.

How long are you gonna shamelessly advertise your brother?


Til he gets just as many watchers :icontheraginlion: :icontheraginlion: :icontheraginlion: :icontheraginlion:

Time for more in depth questions~ Are you ready?


Go fuck yourself with a tire iron...

What's your favorite thing to do?


Think deeply.


If you could meet anyone from anywhere in person, who would it be?


Storpey(Steve Torpey)

What is the most influential thing in your life?


TBH, :icontheraginlion:...cause he's a hard headed, blunt ass,doesn't care what anybody says, and he does what he wants...which is a pain.

What are your favorite food?


Anything not made of guts or strange things.


What was your favorite memory?


I think I was 14. My dad looking at my game designing work and saying it was good. And considering all the things in my head are bad memories due to me forgetting almost anything good, I'd say that's pretty friggin good.

Do you snore?


Nope

Are you a lover or a fighter?

Lover everytime else, fighter when you fuck with me.

What’s your worst fear?


Large bodies of water, cause I can't swim.

As a kid, where you a lego maniac?


Yes, dad bought me them TWICE for two of my birthdays

Do you have a a partner that holds a special place in your heart?

Many women hold a special place in my heart, mother of my kid easily makes the top list. But if I had to pick a woman I'm still in love with, Amy Winehouse...don't fucking judge me, I've loved this woman since I first seen her, her death threw me into a suicidal state. I still can't believe she's dead.

Were you a cute baby?

My mother says I was.

Is the single life for you?

When you've been cheated on several times, you'd think God is telling you you're a pleb.

What's you favorite colour?

Yellow...Black.....Gold....Red

Do you shower or bathe?

Did you not read my greatest fear? I shower.

Have you ever sky-dived before?

I'm black, take a guess.

Name some talents~...

I can think of a story in a matter of minutes.
I can come up with an idea in a matter of minutes.

Can you swim?

DID YOU NOT READ MY BIGGEST FEAR?

Favorite movie?


AVATAR...with the blue monkeys.


Can you sing?

Quietly,yes

Have you ever been on an airplane?

Not awake.

 Are you a single child?

3 brothers, 3 sisters.


 Is marriage in your future?

If the bitch cheats...then I guess I'm a pleb.

Do you like your handwriting?


NO! Ew!

 What are you allergic to?

Nothing. But anything dust and pollen will make me sneeze up a storm.

 When was the last time you said 'I love you?'

5 seconds ago at the lil one.


Do you cry?

I don't cry....unless I'm confronting my father, for some reason my body created a defense tactic to cry because all the times I got ass wippin's for the dumb shit I used to do, he used to stop whenever I cried a lot.

 How do you like your eggs?

Cooked!

Are blondes dumb?

I can't tell, when they cheated on me, I couldn't tell if they were outsmarting me or just didn't realize being in a relationship means I'm the only dick you should be ridding.


Do you have a nickname?


Waka The Metaphorical , Tupacman(because "Waka"), Flip Murphy

Do you like having you neck kissed?

I have an irrational fear of people touching my neck in anyway, mainly because this one guy almost slit my throat in prison.

 Are you afraid of the dark?

I'm afraid of figures that don't answer in the dark.

 What are you addicted to?

Laziness.

 Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?

Crunchy~!

 Can you crack your neck?

Yes.

 Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?

I lost count.


 Are you a heavy sleeper?

Sometimes.

What colour are your eyes?

Black....or brown

 Do you like your life?

Nah...meh. It's a 50/100

Do you play any instruments?

Used to play guitar. Used to do drums. Now I suck ass

 Have you ever stolen money?

Yeah, many times. Not proud of it, but it got me a place to sleep in the cold...poor son of a bitch.

 Do you believe in magic?

Sorta

Any pets?

Yes...used to. 17 dogs, 14 cats...

Are you religious?

Sure why not.

Can you do the moonwalk?

I haven't done it in a while, but probably!

Do you make a lot of mistakes?

Yep...w-wait I mean....n-no.

 Can you do a pick up line?

Filthy Frank-Blaze It I eat ass....the whole ass. I shit you not, women hop on to you.

 What was the last thing you ate?

Salted peanuts.

 Do you wear nail polish?

Yes, on my feet cause my nails look ugly.

Favorite song at the moment?

Flying Lotus - Fall In Love


 Do you like your job?

Hours are great, money is great.

How do you like your meat cooked?

Attached to my crotch-*cough*cooked


BONUSES~`*~`*~`*!


Why did the Chicken Cross the road?


Cause it was disabled.

Favorite art pieces that you've done recently?


GOH: God of... Wait wtf is this a 'date'!? by wakaflockaflame1
I Walk The Line(NB) by wakaflockaflame1

These show just how much I've improved. Thank you God xD


Any last words?


Tell my wife....I love her. jkjkjkjk
A song to commemorate this moment!
 
Thanks for the 500 watchers ya magbeautpic(Magnificent Beautiful Epic) bastards I don't know why the fuck you guys aren't watching :icontheraginlion: instead of me, but thanks! I hope in the next 4 years I'll be at 1000, God Jesus that sounds annoyingly long.

Shout out to :icon123therealluigi: for being my 500th watch!

And yes, I'm doing a picture for this special moment!:iconpartyhardplz:Party Hard! Lee Epic Dance Dancing Pumkin head 3 Dancing Pumkin head 2 Dancing Pumkin head 4 let me show you the dance of my people Star Wars Party Hard Icon Party Hard Maknae Line Party Hard Noodle Arms Icon 
Got a question? Ask it below!

Anyways....
Be Cool...
Be Blue...
Be Breezy~
And remember, it's no game out here in the Rice Fields where I live.

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Also, congrats on the followers, that's awesome! :D